Miss Abbott

Being a bit of a wanker since 1991

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Jul 15 '11

tumblrbot asked:

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Your mum’s G-spot.

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Jul 15 '11

willtv asked:

heyyyyyyy!!! can i touch your belly button?

If belly button meant clitoris.

Jul 15 '11
Coke abusers lose their noses. fact.

Coke abusers lose their noses. fact.

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Jul 15 '11
Not cool man.

Not cool man.

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Jul 15 '11

discolemonkayy asked:

Why you so sexy?

I fell out of the sexy tree and into a pool of Charlie Sheen semen.

Jun 10 '11

Hello Internet, I am back

So like I now have a real tumblr blog where I will post pictures of me contemplating the ordeals of life and talk about my feelings and shit.
Get on there.

http://maxxed-out.tumblr.com/

Oct 19 '10
Lots of love, your only and definitely favorite daughter x

Lots of love, your only and definitely favorite daughter x

Oct 18 '10
Oh Posh Pigeon you are such a hit with the ladies. Simply Offended and included characters (c) Maxine Abbott 2010

Oh Posh Pigeon you are such a hit with the ladies.

Simply Offended and included characters (c) Maxine Abbott 2010

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Oct 10 '10
“I want your head on a plate” with HP sauce!  (Self Portrait) …I can draw more then overweight pigeons ;) 

“I want your head on a plate” with HP sauce! 

(Self Portrait) …I can draw more then overweight pigeons ;) 

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Sep 21 '10
Sorry Mister ice cube. …Well technically it’s the longest thing you’ll ever do. Simply Offended and included characters (c) Maxine Abbott 2010

Sorry Mister ice cube.

…Well technically it’s the longest thing you’ll ever do.

Simply Offended and included characters (c) Maxine Abbott 2010

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